23/03/2012

Apparently somebody cares

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/apnewsbreak-senator-calls-hearing-on-nfl-bounties-will-invite-nhl-mlb-nba-ncaa-to-testify/2012/03/22/gIQAR4VwTS_story.html

First, I guess it should be said that I'm not much of a sports fan and definitely not a fan of American football. I mean, really, it's a bit of a joke. Anyway, the fact that these overweight, uneducated goons go out on a field, put on pads and bang around on each other for an hour—which actually takes a lot longer than that for some nonsensical reason—is proof enough that they aren't so smart. However, what really worries me more—although I guess I shouldn't be shocked—is that politicians in this warped country want to spend time, money and effort on something that should be left to sports news and Internet forums for morons with nothing better to do. Is this really happening? Yes, it is.

This whole Congress hearing sham brings me back to the steroid hearings baseball had back whenever the hell that was. Now, I used to actually like baseball. Actually, I used to really, really like baseball. I used to be somewhat of a sports fan when I was a kid. Now however, I just don't care. These goons are nothing but whiny, chemically juiced, overpaid, uneducated scumbags who in the real world probably couldn't keep a job scrubbing pans at your local greasy spoon or rounding up carts at Wal-Mart. Truth be told, a good portion of them would probably be in jail, hooked on drugs and mixed in with the rest of the riffraff where they belong.

Anyway, I guess that what I'm getting at is that, once again, this shameful and embarrassing country is wasting what little resources it has left on something so trivial, unimportant and banal as some beefed up goons who want to hurt each other for money that it's lost sight of important matters—again. These days, I couldn't be any more ashamed.

17/03/2012

Back to the old days

Discriminatory? Probably but who cares! It's all about looks in Indonesia.

I was just wasting time one day and came upon this job advert for a flight attendant. Now, this brings to mind every impression you had of a flight attendant in say the 70's or 80's. Can you imagine how many lawsuits would be filed, women's rights groups up in arms and crummy news stations (i.e. US news) would just jump all over this? It makes for a great ride if you fly Lion Air that's for sure. It also explains why I had two annoying, overweight men and the ugliest women you could ever imagine serving me shit the last time I flew an American airline. One had a mustache and the other a Jersey accent—ugh!

P.S. I just realized that photo is a bit small and hard to read but you can view it full-sized here.

05/03/2012

What's with the weather?

Seriously, what the hell is going on? Two weeks ago it was -10, slicing wind and just grey, bleak and grim. Then it suddenly turns sunny, the temperature jumps up to 22, everyone thinks it's spring or early summer and I've got the windows open enjoying the calm and rather pleasant weather. Not only that but we also got massive thunderstorms, hail and tornadoes that ripped the place apart. Last night it goes back down to 0 and today I wake up to snow flurries with snow and sub-zero temperatures forecast again. Huh? I'm just as confused as everyone else is at this point. I'm almost ready to go back to Indonesia for weather reasons alone. At least I know what to expect every day: hot; humid; might rain; might flood; smog and pollution. Seems simpler that way to me.